Me: "guess what?- I need to tell you something"
Dev " what?"
Me: (my original intention was to tell him the garage door was possessed by the devil and keeps opening and not closing and just being crazy, but something happened in my brain)
Me: " I'm pregnant"
Dev: ANGRY.
So mad.
So good thing I'm not really pregnant because that would have been really sad!
Me: " I'm not! I'm joking! Thank goodness. But you need to just get snipped. That was so mean."
Devin - "that was not funny. You don't joke about that stuff. THAT was mean"
Me: " well I made my point. Get snipped"
Brody walks in,
"WHAT!!!!!!!! Dad is going to get his thing SNIPPED!!!!"
Brody is pretty well aware about baby making and all of that.
Me: yep. And if you ever get a girl pregnant pre marriage you will get snipped as well.
Brody hates sex talk and ran away.
I'm just going to let him think this over for a while. :)
LOVE this!!! Totally made my morning :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Good move. Dev really would have lost it if you were pregnant. I believed it for a second when I read it!
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